July 2012
me: I like this character
character: *dies*
oncelut:
my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME”
crzyblackidd:
a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea
holykindergarten:
things the tumblr app is good for:
draining my battery
things the tumblr app is not good for:
tumblr
June 2012
where am i
maplelaughingalonewithfandoms:
what is this green stuff around me
and this breeze??? i dont have a fan on… wait…
i think im…
im…….
OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
psych-facts: Tips for Healing a Broken Heart →
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Go through – don’t hide from - the experience. You need to fully experience all the negative emotions before the healing process can begin.
2. Allow yourself to wallow in your independence. Don’t rush into a new relationship. You don’t need another person…
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
Here is a story about a jealous Elephant Shrew
When someone farts right in front of you
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
